Thursday, December 11, 2008

"baby, it's cold outside"

tonight i ventured out with the girls for dinner and a movie. it was super cold which made for some super fun. you know, the kind of fun you have when you're running through the rain with a bunch of giddy girls and laughing the whole time. except tonight, we were all shivering and giggling from the cold wind instead. it's like you're not too sure about it, but once you get in the car, everyone is still laughing at how much fun it was...the comforting kinda cold. anyways, yankee belle decked herself out in her fur tonight (as usual). i mean, c'mon, it's 30 degrees outside...it's not staying in the closet! we sang T-Pain all night, but with our own special lyrics. it was hilarious, and went a little like this...
she had them maternity jeans
boots with the fur
the whole parking lot was lookin at her
she hit the flo
next thing you know
shawty got low low low low low low low low...

that pink fur coat
and the fur santa bag
she turned around and those boobies didn't sag
she hit the flo
next thing you know
shawty got low low low low low low low low.

okay so the "boobies sag" lyric was chosen due to one of our conversations over dinner. i don't know how it got brought up, but we talked about how big the "breastes" got while everyone was pregnant. my mouth dropped more than a couple of times, and was quickly followed by laughter after someone said how hard it was running with'em. so see, who says SAHMs only talk about babies and car seats!? not this crowd! here is a picture of us at dinner with a random waiter "jaybombing" (that's our new term for it since jaydoug is infamous for photo-bombing good pics). after the pic was taken and we reviewed it (a necessity), the waiter looked at it and said, "who's that ugly girl?" music mama said, "shit, who's he talking about?" and then he pointed to himself in the pic. we thought it was hysterical! first, because it was nervous laughter done with relief that words weren't about to be exchanged for calling someone ugly. then, because nobody even realized that he had jumped into the picture. not even blue momma and he was right beside her. LOL. so here's our pic with the sneaky waiter who tried to talk our ear off as we were leaving...
dinner was great and ended just in time to grab tickets for the movie real quick. i almost thought that we were going to be late, but thank god that the previews take up 15 minutes before the movie actually starts anyway. we grabbed our row and settled in. four christmases is still just as funny the second go round seeing it. i love the part when everyone is playing the board game "taboo." especially when orlando's SIL says, "you and me dry humping on the beach" and then his BIL says, "screen saver." it was hilarious!! oh, and props to nolagirl who at the last second decided to ditch the hubby while he was watching the game for a girls night and a good movie...you rock!!

12 comments:

Yankee Belle said...

Fur is h-awt! (Literally, I was nice and warm.) It was a night of great laughs from start to finish! good times, good times!
MommmaDrool would be proud of our lyrics. ;)

Seis said...

I am going to PETA on your ass. If it was still Halloween I would do one of those "I'd rather go Naked" adds.", but that would probably scare of all your readers.

Kim said...

YB, i totally thought of mommadrool too when we were trying to come up with those lyrics. they're not half as good as hers, but i blame it on the wine! LOL

Kim said...

oh and seis,
i think my readers would highly enjoy that halloween pic! only you would come up with these great ideas...then later, we could throw a cowboy hat on you and some boots and claim that you're "naked cowgirl" as well...but who would be your naked cowboy? hmmmm....

jaydoug said...

these comments went from fur to naked cowboys in 45minutes..

:)

I'm a Mom!..? said...

I've been obsessed with that song.. I actually saw Apple bottom jeans at TJ Maxx the other day and can't stop singing that damn song!

random_mommy said...

That is too funny! I just wrote a post about wearing fur, but in 65 degree weather. Last night was cold though... you guys were brave to get out in it. Glad you all stayed warm!

I think the Seis PETA ad would be hilarious! We'll strategically place your hair so it covers the special parts!

Becca said...

YB, you looked great in your fur!

Fun night, I was thinking about funny things from the movie when I woke up today. I told hubby that we will buy that one. :)

Kim said...

too funny! YB always wears her trendy fur so every time we see each other we bust out with that song...

it is amazing how often you see boots with the fur, apple bottom jeans, or even reeboks with the straps nowadays. i love it!! LOL

Kim said...

oh and becca, that is definitely a good movie to buy on dvd. i know we'll be getting it too, it's just hysterical!

Anonymous said...

My favorite part of the movie was when they were playing Taboo and the SIL said "the only man you'd ever let me have sex with" and he said "John Grisham" and then when they were done, they were like white on rice! That taboo game was my favorite scene. Oh, and Stacy, I am LOVING the fur and new song lyrics - glad you girls had a great time!
~ Karla

K-Mom said...

Looks like a lot of fun! I'm sorry I missed it and I LOVE YB's furry boots. They're sassy!