Friday, December 5, 2008

sex, lies, and bunco

friday night marked our monthly meet up for bunco. heather hosted it at her house, and as always it was a great time. her home is beautiful, but even more so with all the christmas decorations. we got there and talked more than we usually do. it felt like everyone had too much to say to each other that we voted to only play one game so that the conversations could just keep going. k-mom made some tequila tomatoes and they were delicious. they were grape tomatoes with 1/4 of tequila in them. i think they are the reason that she ended up being one of the winners that night...or was it her lucky left butt cheek? still not sure.we played one round, and still continued to talk, talk, talk... we're women, what can i say? i overheard one conversation about sex, weird dreams, and porn. yes, you heard right. these ladies hold nothing back and are hysterical! hear, their, every wear is pregnant and has been having some crazy dreams lately. hearing them made me laugh SO hard because we all know that when you're pregger, your dreams are just crazy. HTE should be the poster child. once the games were over with, we all gave blue momma our score sheets so that she could tally up the winners. there's a certain way one must calculate the money. a percentage is required for each winner (most buncos, overall winner, and overall loser). so there were ties for two of the titles, and they decided to split the money. so we waited. and waited. her brain must be overloaded at the moment considering she is in the middle of finals because it felt like forever. everyone was jokingly hounding her with nags that they want their money while queen "b" kept taking candid pictures of her. blue momma despises being in pictures so of course like any good friend, we try to take as many as we can of her. LOL. here's a picture of some of the winners still confused as how to split up the money evenly. my favorite remark was "now how am i suppose to split up this quarter?" too funny!well, the night was winding down and musicmama was the first to dart out the door. she left saying, and i quote..."i've got to go home and get some sex from the husband." apparently, all the talk of pregger dreams and porn made for one randy woman. hell, i can't blame her. she hasn't seen her hubby in over a week due to him traveling for work so you can't blame a gal for being sexually frustrated. as she walked out the door, i screamed, "get him done!" not sure if it was the redneck in me or the wine, but i couldn't resist. lastly, here is a pic of the winners with their correct evenly distributed amount of money. congrats my sexy horny bunco bitches!! :)

4 comments:

Yankee Belle said...

K-Mom looks like she is about to make out with her winnings. Good times, good times!

Becca said...

Good times!

Kim said...

good times indeed!!

K-Mom said...

LOL! I love me some winnings!