Friday, January 9, 2009

bunco, woot-woot!!

tonight marked our bunco night for the month of january. queen b hosted it at her house, and i must admit, i think it was the best one yet. once we get there, we munch and talk, talk and munch. i think everyone has finally hit the ultimate comfort level with each other because no one holds anything back. the raunchier, the better. somehow someone brought up the movie, zack and miri make a porno, that we all saw, and it was game on. i remember a couple of the girls re-enacting the "dutch rudder" as everyone gasped with laughter. then we joked about our hubbies and how much they enjoy our bunco nights as well because they always end up getting lucky at the end of the night after we have been talking dirty for hours. so next thing we know, hours have passed and we decided that it was bunco time...
we played a round while listening to music and watching music mama's awesome dance skills. the losers would move from table to table, and during the last game, i got to witness the best conversation ever. it was between k-mom and yankee belle's SIL "J" who came to sub for the night. once k-mom found out that "J" was a single woman, her matchmaking skills came into full force. i remember some questions being asked like, "what's your criteria?" followed by the answers, "must be kid friendly, good credit, and facial hair with skillz to pay the billz." it was hilarious. they even switched business cards. classic. so the round ended, and bluemomma tallied up the winners. there were ties in every category so a roll off was required...the roll off between seis and k-mom was the best. we all know about k-mom's lucky butt cheeks...well she rolled the dice on those fortunate gluteals and got a high number (the best). then seis rubbed the dice on them too, rolled, and matched her high number. how appropriately funny. so they roll again, and k-mom ends up taking the winnings. it was great. i guess those things really are a good luck charm. laura also benefited from the gluteals and won against the roll off between her and me. darn. here is the pic of the winners (minus laura, i think she was outside smoking). i'll be honest, i'm getting tired of these same girls winning all of my money. HA!so afterwards, we get to talking in the den with everyone. are you ready for some highlights? here i go. when hear, their, every wear started talking about sammy's and how quote, "they are too pricey with too many rules," it brought seis into tears because she was laughing so hard. seriously, tears. then queen b suggested that she put in a porno, and i think everyone about lost it. we were all shocked, but you know wouldn't have minded seeing it. LOL. of course, she did NOT put one in...but it's the thought that counts. hehe. so then a few of us decided to continue the fun and meet poodlehead and her gang down at gabriel's in hoover. they had a band playing there that was awesome. their play list included songs like "champagne supernova" and "cecilia." loved it. we all danced and enjoyed watching yankee belle get hit on by a few guys. one asked if she was a bacelorette, and she said no that she was pregnant. he then went running for the hills. too funny.overall, it was a great night. we all guiltly admitted that bunco is the highlight of our month because they just keep getting better and better. or shall i say, dirtier and raunchier. i think instead of these monthly bunco nights, we need to start going to weekly church visits...i'm just sayin!"

3 comments:

Hear Their Everywear said...

Awesome, just awesome! It was a great night!!!!

musicmama said...

I had a blast as well. You girls are cuuuurazzzieee. lots of fun. thanks!!

Becca said...

good times!