Thursday, July 14, 2011

thursday's thoughts

1.) One of my most favorite things about a 3-4 day stint away from my family are picture texts of my kids that Hubs sends me while I'm gone. #MakesMeRealizeHowMuchILubsThem

2.) Proud to announce that our newest nephew #6 "Taylor Russell Johnsey" made his big arrival on Saturday, July 9th, 2011 at 5:03pm. Taylor weighed in at 7 lbs 2 oz and 20 inches with a head full of dark hair. He is beautiful. Congrats, Gracie, John, and big brother Douglas! #HoorayForMoreCousins

3.) Sand on my toes, salty air in my nose, good music in my ears, margarita in my mouth & the warm sun shining on my loins. #AllSensesSatisfied

4.) You know you're old when you spend over $100 on booze and you don't get carded. #Mommapalooza2011

5.) Highlight of night: Heather saying "these tweens may look at us funny, but we have booze, money, & no fakkin' jobs!!" Bwahahaha #Mommapalooza2011

6.) Pure Happiness: That moment when you walk through the door of a well air conditioned condo after being out on the beach all day. #InstantGratification

7.) FloraBama: where dirty panties rest in the parking lot & drunk guys get beat up by a bachelorette party and security for stealing the bachelorette's blowup doll. #GoodEntertainment

8.) May or may not have just drunk texted the Hubs, "Read my lips...I wanna vacuum." #Mommapalooza2011

9.) Quotes of the night: "Dude, I had cabbage for dinner & I am about to blow up." Also, "Honey, I don't care if you're engaged, I just want to dance." #Mommapalooza2011

10.) Best quote of the night said by male 21 y/o to friends at FloraBama: "Dudes, this is our last ditch effort of getting laid...we've got to go all out." #Yowzas

11.) Next Mommapalooza trip has been planned. The city we are taking over? Nashville. #GameOn #SisterhoodOfTravelingMomPants

12.) Yes!! Just painful, that's why I drive. @kimberlyfarr: Anyone else ever feel like a grandma drives faster than her husband, or is it just me?

13.) Out of pocket & won't be available until I get my house back to the decency it was before leaving for beach. Lil tornadoes made the ultimate destruction (including the big one, aka Hubs).

14.) Damn it. I lied. Placing full blame on Facebook. It found me. #HateItWhenThatHappens

15.) Have never seen my Abby & Lyla get ready as fast as they did this morning for their dentist appointment at 7:30. #ExcitedForBubblegumToothpaste

16.) Realizes why my kids love the dentist so much. It's because of the cute little goody bags they receive at the end...makes them think they just left a party. Well played, sir.

17.) #HandInHand just left after some physical therapy with Baby Jem-Jem. After babbling like crazy & exercising, my sweet buttercup is asleep.

18.) Appointment after appointment, yet I forgot about Lyla's dance class that is currently going on right now. Might have overbooked ourselves. #Oops

19.) Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. -Mary Lou Retton

20.) "It's not the's the humidity." #WalkingInSoup

21.) Looking at the calendar & having slight panic attack. These upcoming weeks are going to be so busy & yet we still gotta squeeze in two birthday parties, a baptism, and our family beach trip. #SlowDownWorld

22.) Clearly I love #PrettyLittleLiars more than sleep...

23.) FYI: If you're following me on #Pinterest and I don't follow back, my apologies. I have absolutely no idea how to navigate through the site.

24.) One helluva blowout which saturated baby's whole swing has just jump started my morning. If this is any indication of my day, I'm going back to bed. #SerenityNow

25.) RT @iamthatgirl: In a society that is constantly bringing us down, it is a form of courage to be happy with and self-confident in one's abilities and looks.

26.) Post office to BJCC to FishMarket back to BJCC to Party City to Publix to Nan's & now finally home in time to miss running in a downpour of rain. #SuccessfulLunchDate&Errands

27.) My world gets a little happier every time I hear sweet baby Jem-Jem babble her head off for 20 minutes straight. #ItsTheLittleThingsInLife

28.) New instructor tonight at Zumba. Teaching style felt like doing Pilates Porn. In the words of Karmie, "Too much turn, not enough burn." #Heeeey

29.) Finds it funny when my local dry cleaners always confuse me with my twinkie. Please just don't confuse the bill. #NotAFrequentDryerAmI

30.) Fact: Sweet successful dorks make the world go round. #GladIMarriedOne


Elizabeth said...

I'm so freakin' jealous of your beach trip!!! Love #5!!!!